oh - my - god - buy me this computer!

Calling this machine a
3.8 GHz Pentium computer does it a massive disservice.  It completely ignores
the fact that it runs the entire OS off a RAMDisk for speed, and has what is basically
a built-in refrigerator to keep the CPU cool.  On top of that, with the front-mounted
LCD displays, this puppy just looks jaw-droppingly powerful!

Gina, I want to trade my new laptop in…