# Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

So while i was waiting at the bus stop this morning i happened to read a sign on another bus that said:

One out of three kids who smoke will die prematurely.

Now, after that bus left my mind started churning away on that
statement.  What's interesting is that no matter how hard i tried
i kept coming up with some extremely bizarre conclusions to be drawn
from their statement.  Specifically here's how i thought about it:

1. Dying is sort of like IQ, you have some average that you consider
"normal" and then you have those who are under it and those who are
over it.

2. So, you can twist the original claim a little to say "one in three kids who smokes will have a low IQ".

3. But, then that would be to me that "two in three kids who smoke
do not have a low IQ".  i.e. "two out of three kids who smoke have
an average or above average IQ".

4. Now, the average for IQ is 100, but that doesn't necessarily mean
that there are equal number of people with an IQ over 100 as there are
below 100.   You could have 1 person with a 150 IQ and 50
people with a 99 IQ and get that average.  But, say for the sake
of argument it's somewhat close to around a 50/50 split for people
above/below (+/- a few points or whatnot).

5. Now, what i can see is that there is a 66% chance if you're a smoker of having an average or above average IQ.

6. By smoking you've raised your chances far above what the norm
would be, and you're actually in an elite group that has fooled people
into thinking smoking is bad when it is in fact good.

7. Now, if we step back away from IQ and to lifetime expectancy, we
can see that two out of three smokers will live up to or beyond an
expected age of maturity.

8. Not bad at all, and for only a few bucks a day it seems like a reasonable tradeoff!

A perfect series of logical steps leading to an undeniable conclusions.   *snort*

Now, obviously my bleary hungover early saturday logic was rife with
logical fallacies, and there are statisticians (as well as other
rational minds) out there who are having trouble holding down their
morning constitution after reading that.  It's also funny to me
given that i was a math major and that learning and understanding how
to reason about these things was something i have been trained to do
since high school.  And yet, even with all that knowledge and
experience it is so simple to make incorrect inferences and to let
statistics cause you to think something that simply isn't the
case.  I joke and make fun of people who do it when the media and
politicians try to twist around their meaning to make you think
something that isn't true, but in the end, i am just as
susceptible.    What makes it so easy to get tripped up
over these very simple scenarios we are presented with?  I really
don't know.  My gut feeling tells me that it comes down to there
being many vital, but easily misused, logical and mathematical tools
out there and the differences between them are often to subtle to keep
track of when your brain is moving along at 80 tps (thoughts per
second).  You mistake what averages are supposed to mean.
Analogies are formed even when they are invalid for some reason.
All it takes is one mistake and the whole thign comes crashing down
(and worse yet is that there are so many easy mistake to be made that
in the end it's almost certain that something wrong will have happened