If you like this, I take all the credit...if you hate it, it's all Frank's fault:
Q. Did you hear the one about the OO programmer who got really trashed and ended up in jail?
A. Yeah, they busted him for drinking and deriving.
OK, sorry. I promise more tech stuff tomorrow. In the meantime, if you have any favorite programmer jokes, good or bad, please share them in the comments. Keep it clean, though, please. This is a family blog. :-)