Thanks to the People Who Broke Into My Car
I want to thank the folks who broke into my car. Despite the fact that they stole my stereo including 10GB of MP3s, all my parking meter change, and my sunglasses, they did surprisingly little actual damage to the car. Instead of breaking the big driver's side window after they couldn't pop the lock, they broke the little one, so there's less glass and less water in the car. And they seemed to have used a screwdriver to remove the mounts for the Phatbox as well as the Phatbox cable so they didn't have to rip up the center console.
Thanks, guys. This means a lot to me.