Valleywag endorses His Steveness
- State of the Union address will need to be read on Engadget.
- Taxes $200 higher for early filers.
- Dialing any goverment phone number gets a recording, "Did you know that you can get many of your questions answered online at support.apple.gov?"
- White House press briefings closed to everyone except Walt Mossberg.
- American flag: Black, with one white star in the middle.
- $6 trillion budget most expensive ever, but fits into a manila envelope.
- Foreign policy: "Boom."
Well, I'm glad that I haven't filed my taxes yet. Any other reasons that you'd vote for His Steveness for Prez?