How To: Open All Office Applications in 0.5 Seconds!

Did you ever wish you could defrag your workstation in 3 seconds?  Have you ever accidentally opened ALL the applications in your start menu *not really* ?  What about jump up and down with 24 running hard drives in your hand?  The boys at Samsung have and they have a pretty amazing story to tell!  Of course, no mere mortal could ever afford the thing, but if you need a flawless machine to impress the boss, check out this 6 terabyte 24-RAID SSD monster.