The Truth About Chuck Norris!
Franky sent me a wonderful little present that arrived today:
Every "fact" is pure gold. And what makes it even more special is its now almost legendary status!
So to leave you with a random fact, let me open the book to...
Page 72 - "If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds till what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face."