Machine translations: use them with caution

I know this is totally off-topic, but I can't help posting it here because I'm still chuckling... :-)

I'm a big fan of all kinds of mistranslations, be it on signs, in manuals, etc., they always give me a good laugh, the more hilarious, the better. Now since we have machine translation available for the masses (see here and here, e.g.), the errors reach a whole new level. So check this out - and make sure you don't drop off your chair...