Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Well from an Irishman (*) displaced to Redmond, a Happy St Patrick's Day to youse! I was updating my team here about how "pinching someone who doesn't wear green" is an Irish-American thing, and not something I grew up with. We would punch them in the face.
(*) As I'm from Northern Ireland, technically I'm British and Irish. I think today the Irish wins out.