Funny: Computer Tech Support Calls

CompBashThese “silly tech support calls” have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support.  They are always fun to read.  Here’s a list my sister sent me that I hadn’t seen yet.  Blogging e-mail funnies may be a bit out of character for my blog, but it is Friday and I’m in the mood for a good laugh.  How ‘bout you?

Customer:  Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support:  Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer:  Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer:  No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... 

Tech support:  What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer:  A white one...

Tech support:  Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer:   Your left or my left?

Tech support:  Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer:  Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

CompFix_ACustomer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... 

Customer:  I have problems printing in red...
Tech support:  Do you have a color printer?
Customer:  Aaaah....................thank you.

Tech support:  What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer:  A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

Customer:   My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:   No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support:  Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer:   OK
Tech support:  Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:  Yes
Tech support:   That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer:  Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... 

Tech support:  Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer:  Is that 7 in capital letters?

Customer:  I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:  Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:  Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:  Five stars. 
CompFrenzyTech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:  Netscape.
Tech support:  That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:  Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
Customer:   I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support:  How may I help you?
Customer:  I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support:  OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:  Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? 
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support:  Are you running it under windows?
Customer:  "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." 
And last but not least...
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer:  I don't have a P.
Tech support:  On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  What do you mean?
Tech support:  "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
CompTrashCustomer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

Want more?
Here are some Calls from Hell, Stupid People Call Tech Support, Stupid Tech Support Pt1 *Long*, AudioComedy: Funny Tech Support Calls, and more, and more, and google, and you get the point.